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See, noez.

Nooez is the affectionate version of noez, which is usually used in situation of instense grief, surprise, anguish, or all of the above, or perhaps in great insultive irony.

Nooez is also thought to be more commonly associately with actual noses, or perhaps just the lack thereof upon oni. If you actually get any of these jokes, you need to stop playing NS.
Oh Nooez, the ONOS are going to PWN us!

Oh Nooez, the gorges are going to pwn us!

Oh Nooez, the parasite kills keep racking up!

Oh Nooez, they are liek, teh welding teh vents and such.

Und so weiter, und so weiter.
nooez by Duke of Saxony January 8, 2008
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This word is a combination of words "noob" and "looser".
Noozer by x000x01 February 28, 2009
Related Words
nooez • noobzor • noozle • nOOdz • Noogz • Nooz • Noozy • Noobz • noozer • Nobez
(noob-zor) Usually in video-games (specifically fighting ones) a noobzor is the leader of a noobish group of people. In order to be a noobzor, the person must be directly affiliated with the noobish party in question and must be the sole persona who gives the orders. It is not a good thing to be a noobzor, and if you see one, you should immediately alert others in a non-noobish party to take down the noobzor. The most common place to see a noobzor is on WOW during a 10-year-olds lan-party. Also see noob and noobish
Everybody take down the noobzor!
noobzor by matt recker April 26, 2008
A: Will you go with me to kill the raid boss?
B: Nopez!
nopez by Razjel November 20, 2007
A non-command usage of the word "no" typically used after defeat in a playful manner.
"They can't do that! Nooooeeez!"

"Noez! They're out of pie!"
noez by colonelquack September 5, 2008

Teh Noobzors Pro 

Lucas Wade Firmin. Smalltown Chap. Lives in vegas and will be a virgin till he retires.
"You guys seen Teh Noobzors Pro lately?" "Last i saw him he was beatin off to May 05' Playboy...for the 79th time
Teh Noobzors Pro by @n0n0n0nmous October 20, 2008
sexy pictures and/or naked pictures one takes of themselves to share with others via internet or AIM
send noodz please.
noodz by Anonymous April 7, 2003
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