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nooblicon 

nooblicon (nu-bleh-con)
n00blicon

1. A person (or persons) or creation doomed to failure.
2. The theoretical embodiment of all noobs, lol
Ex 1. OMG I just pwnscond that nooblicon!
Ex 2. Well, of course, you won; he played like a nooblicon.

Interesting Fact: Nooblicons are often found in various versions, such as the n00blicon v7.63542
nooblicon by Nathan ZA September 27, 2006
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noobsican 

its a mixture between a Mexican and a noob, thus the name noobsican
This guy just can't get it done, what a noobsican
noobsican by bloodiestcadaver April 15, 2015

nooblich 

It is the same meaning as noobie...or noob...noob-like...but this word..."Nooblich" has a little German twisted into it...often used in WWII shooters...
The "lich" part sounds like the beginning of Lick..at the end it sounds like a hissing cat.
"Der Junge ist sehr nooblich."
"The guy is very noob-like"
nooblich by TJ Jones June 2, 2004

nooblious 

Its a thing. someone can be a nooblious, if its used the right way. you only call someone a nooblious if they are acting like a noob, and are totally pathectic, and just don't understand. like if you are talking to your friend and then someone tries to get into the conversation, and as you guys are talking the other person is totally lost and they keep asking, what what! then they would be considered a nooblious. this comes from the word noob. but you can use this word, nooblious, creatively.
ex.1. Stop being such a nooblious!

ex.2. Your nooblious is hanging out!
nooblious by Young Aplir M.O.A. November 4, 2007

noobinon 

to say hi to one or multiple people who are noobs
to say 'what going on' to a noob or multiple noobs or noobz
heya noobs whats noobingon
or whats noobingon guys
what noobinon noobs
noobinon by Julian Parks March 17, 2008

nooblick 

one who licks a noobs balls; below a noob: someone who gets owned by a noob over and over in a FPS game. someone who is a teamate killer and/or has a negative score
one who is looked down on by noobs.
ur such a nooblick and i pwn joo
nooblick by schwendie January 3, 2006
(NOOB-lin) A noob who somewhat looks like a goblin, midget, or gnome and constantly tries to annoy others but always fails horribly.
Nooblin:"I will squirt my sperm all over u!"
People:"haha u forgot u dont hav any sperms little boy"
Nooblin:"NOOOOOOOO"
nooblin by The Wordkeeper January 3, 2009
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