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nontasker 

Opposite of multitasker and singletasker... idiots that fails at the most simplest of tasks provided to him but yet tell you hands down that they know what you are doing..
Jimmy: “Have you seen Brad, he’s such a go getter”

Tom: “Don’t let appearances fool you, he’s a nontasker, he’s got no idea what his doing”
nontasker by Frustrated Kiwi March 18, 2010
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Someone in the Air Force who was once a flightline maintainer but has been moved to a non-flightline or "nonner" job.
Airman- Did you hear SSgt Jones got moved to the office?

Co-worker- Yeah, He was pretty useless so he was lateraly promoted to the flight office. I guess he's a nontainer now.
Nontainer by kidafrika2020 November 23, 2010

Neontaster's Law 

Like Godwin's Law but for North Korea instead of Hitler.
Originally coined by an idiot fan of twitter user Neontaster after George Takei tweeted some smug bullshit about how crowds have to stand for the national anthem in North Korea, thus likening Trump to Kim Jong Un. Neontaster retweeted Takei's tweet with the suggestion that there needs to be some kind of Godwin's Law for North Korea.
"Dude, Chelsea Handler's twitter account is an active demonstration of Neontaster's Law."
Neontaster's Law by EddieBravoDid9/11 September 27, 2017

Nonhacker 

A person who has never served in the military.
Mike is a hacker, he was in the military. Don’t be a nonhacker like Dave.
Nonhacker by Nachery Zielson January 31, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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