nontasker 

Opposite of multitasker and singletasker... idiots that fails at the most simplest of tasks provided to him but yet tell you hands down that they know what you are doing..

Jimmy: “Have you seen Brad, he’s such a go getter”

Tom: “Don’t let appearances fool you, he’s a nontasker, he’s got no idea what his doing”

nontasker by Frustrated Kiwi March 18, 2010

Nontainer

Someone in the Air Force who was once a flightline maintainer but has been moved to a non-flightline or "nonner" job.

Airman- Did you hear SSgt Jones got moved to the office?

Co-worker- Yeah, He was pretty useless so he was lateraly promoted to the flight office. I guess he's a nontainer now.

Nontainer by kidafrika2020 November 23, 2010

Neontaster's Law 

Like Godwin's Law but for North Korea instead of Hitler.
Originally coined by an idiot fan of twitter user Neontaster after George Takei tweeted some smug bullshit about how crowds have to stand for the national anthem in North Korea, thus likening Trump to Kim Jong Un. Neontaster retweeted Takei's tweet with the suggestion that there needs to be some kind of Godwin's Law for North Korea.

"Dude, Chelsea Handler's twitter account is an active demonstration of Neontaster's Law."

Neontaster's Law by EddieBravoDid9/11 September 27, 2017

Nonhacker 

A person who has never served in the military.

Mike is a hacker, he was in the military. Don’t be a nonhacker like Dave.

Nonhacker by Nachery Zielson January 31, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004