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nontasker 

Opposite of multitasker and singletasker... idiots that fails at the most simplest of tasks provided to him but yet tell you hands down that they know what you are doing..
Jimmy: “Have you seen Brad, he’s such a go getter”

Tom: “Don’t let appearances fool you, he’s a nontasker, he’s got no idea what his doing”
nontasker by Frustrated Kiwi March 18, 2010
Words you can keep
Someone in the Air Force who was once a flightline maintainer but has been moved to a non-flightline or "nonner" job.
Airman- Did you hear SSgt Jones got moved to the office?

Co-worker- Yeah, He was pretty useless so he was lateraly promoted to the flight office. I guess he's a nontainer now.
Nontainer by kidafrika2020 November 23, 2010

Neontaster's Law 

Like Godwin's Law but for North Korea instead of Hitler.
Originally coined by an idiot fan of twitter user Neontaster after George Takei tweeted some smug bullshit about how crowds have to stand for the national anthem in North Korea, thus likening Trump to Kim Jong Un. Neontaster retweeted Takei's tweet with the suggestion that there needs to be some kind of Godwin's Law for North Korea.
"Dude, Chelsea Handler's twitter account is an active demonstration of Neontaster's Law."
Neontaster's Law by EddieBravoDid9/11 September 27, 2017

Nonhacker 

A person who has never served in the military.
Mike is a hacker, he was in the military. Don’t be a nonhacker like Dave.
Nonhacker by Nachery Zielson January 31, 2021
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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