Nonquest

A nonquest is a (normally sexual) conquest that never actually happened. Often referred to in the past tense, once you have entered the 'friendzone' with a person you thought you might have had a chance of sleeping with.

'I wish I'd slept with her whilst I had a chance - she's my greatest nonquest'

Man 1: You remember that girl that used to barmaid at the Ships Head?
Man 2: Yeah, she was fit - didn't you get it on with her?
Man 1: No, she was one of my nonquests.

Nonquest by Edd32 September 29, 2012

nomquest 

A search for food, or noms, especially when one is very hungry.

There was nothing to eat in the house, so we went on a nomquest.

nomquest by Charlene Obscene August 3, 2009

noquestionalisism 

a religion that doesnt allow other people to ask you questions. expeccially kids named tyler.

tyler cannot ask me questions because my religion is noquestionalisism

noquestionalisism by billy himesen July 5, 2011