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Nolaning

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The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.
Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!
Nolaning by The Janmeister October 22, 2013
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nolanitis 

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A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.
Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god
nolanitis by findthecure21 March 21, 2019

Nolanizing 

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Taking an unrealistic idea for a movie and making it believable in the real world. The root of the word, Nolan, refers to the filmmaker Christopher Nolan
Dude, I hear they're Nolanizing Mortal Kombat!
Nolanizing by Mr. Fiasco April 9, 2011

Nolann 

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In a Nut-Shell:
Nolann is a Boys Name!
A Warrior;)

Some one who is good at physics among other things and can help you with it;)

A NO-life because of PS3;) jk
A super funny awsome person who anyone would be lucky to have;P
<3:):)
A God Among Men;)

If that helps you sleep at night:)
I had to put this example cant be blank:P Nolann
Nolann by K.O.<3 January 17, 2010

Nolanite 

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Nolanites are obsessive fans of the Director Chris Nolan. (In particular, his take on the Batman franchise)
They worship him like a God and refuse to accept any criticism on his behalf.

Most Nolanites have seen all 3 movies in the Dark Knight trilogy, but have never picked up a comic book or watched a single Batman cartoon in their lives, yet in their eyes, Nolans word is final when it comes to Batman Mythology.

They will not accept that Nolan might have made some errors in his films and that certain aspects in his films do not compare to the comic book original.

They also foolishly compare any comic book movie to TDK and have nothing but pure hatred for other movies such as The Avengers and The Amazing Spider-man (Even though they are not related and aren't even DC related!)
Guy 1: Hey man, did you see The Avengers?

Guy 2: The Avengers? That movie is the worst thing on the planet! Chris Nolan should have directed it and put in Batman!

Guy 1: Geez man, you're such a Nolanite!
Nolanite by The Yeldarbinator July 24, 2012

nalannie 

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Nalannie is Hawaiian name also meaning heaven calm.
Oh Nalannie is looking calm
nalannie by LoudLatina December 29, 2017
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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