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no0ber

combination of the word no0b and uber

1: (noun) super no0b
2: (verb) when someone does something extremely noob-like
3: (adj.) the act of calling someone no0ber after they get pwned at a video game or in real life cuz theyre a frikkin no0b
person A: dude i was playing starcraft n my whole base got destroyed by a zergling
person B: WTF, that is the no0ber-ist thing i ever heard
by nick doyle September 8, 2008
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Norbering

The participation in several events on a single occasion / night.

Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.
Jerry: "I have decided to have two dates in one day, to save time"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"
by El Cuervo Grando September 7, 2013
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nooberdouche

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche
(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.
by seb and mike January 2, 2009
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cock nobber

one who nobs cock. an insult inferring that a person is a homosexual and/or just a cocksucking assface.
'cocknobber.'
'hey, fuck you man.'
by rayman April 5, 2005
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Noobertia

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source
I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.
by ilib February 2, 2010
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st. norbert

St. Norbert College is a predominantly Caucasian school nestled within the quaint town of De Pere in the state of Wisconsin. Students at St. Norbert are generally very intelligent and consume copious amounts of alcohol. If you visit St. Norbert, expect to be very cold and overly drunk, because that is the most entertaining option and it also keeps you warm.
Hey man, I froze my ass off at St. Norbert this weekend. Not a lot was happening but I blacked out anyway
by Joski3347 March 2, 2017
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nobber of the week

Highly prestigious award given to the one person who has most notably made the biggest arse of themselves during the past 7 days.
by MikeB October 20, 2003
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