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ninja rape 

raping someone without them knowing it. has to be done in three steps.

1. scream (known as ninja approach)
2. rape
3. leave note

it's nice to let people know they have been raped, it's the polite thing to do. that's why we leave a note.
Can't remember being ninja raped, but this note totally says I did...
ninja rape by captain rape July 16, 2010

ninja rape 

ninja rape occurs when a person is suddenly in your personal space on your ass..
you turn around and someone is suddenly on your ass out of no where with no warning at all and the intent was not to scare you but to have a legitimate conversation or conduct some sort of business. hence ninja rape.
ninja rape by Cartera6 December 24, 2009

arkansas ninja rape 

When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.

Rape Ninja 

The act of one stalking another and then randomly humping that person because you think it is funny and then suddenly running or sneaking off like an average pedobear .
Dude1 : did you see what Erick did yesterday !?

Dude2 : No , what'd he do ?

Dude1 : He like totally came up behind this chick and started dry humping her . We checked to see if the girl was okay and then I looked up and saw him dipset around the corner .

Dude2 : Hahaha , Eicks a Rape Ninja .
Rape Ninja by midnightmyst April 12, 2011

Rapper Warrior Ninja 

A gag on The Eric Andre Show. It's like American Ninja Warrior but better.
Guy One: Remember when Danny Brown walked through soiled underwear on Rapper Warrior Ninja?
Guy Two: Man, that was nothing compared to A$AP Rocky walking on mouse traps and getting shoved into a kiddy pool!
Rapper Warrior Ninja by N1mrod November 30, 2020

Ninj The Rapper 

An upcoming rapper where independent female entrepreneurs like his music. He posts songs on SoundCloud to gain more followers. It isn't really working out. He came from the trenches and is now streaming on Twitch to pay his rent
Ninj The Rapper:

tafari got his license, see him inna ferrari
girls be thirsty for him, they be inna safari
they would eat him up jus like some calamari
but he dont want no girls he playin them, jus like atari
he droppin his opps, but he aint sorry
although he from the trenches, he gettin money, jus from bari
Ninj The Rapper by aztrq April 2, 2022