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-noun-
(1) an unfortunate disaster; or
(2) the unfortunate actualization of an otherwise avoidable disaster, caused by the carelessness or stupidity of one person.
(3) a klutz; an ass-hat; a fuck up.

-verb-
(1) to cause a nillix;
(2) to botch, bungle, or fuck up
--Examples--

Chris: "How'd the game go?"
Justin: "Ugh, it was a total nillix... John practically handed them the win."

"Ouch, he really nillixed that shot. The sun must've been in his eyes."
nillix by Mitzvah October 23, 2007
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The state between simply doing nothing and chilling out, typically reached whilst under the influence.
"Wheres Mike? I heard he was ripping tube all night."
"Oh, hes just over there in the corner on the beanbag, nillin."

"Hey man, what you been up to today?"
"Smoked a bowl earlier. Since then I've just been nillin in my room."
Nillin by Tom H II February 22, 2017
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a beautiful friendship that deserves all my love
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nillionaire

Person without any money of their own.
He looks rich but it's all borrowed and his bank account is nil, he's a nillionaire.

Everything's in his wife's name, he's just a nillionaire.
nillionaire by Sirann January 2, 2009
Word of the Day on September 25, 2007
Pronounced "Nill-lick"! Another word for sweet, cool, great, excellent, or awesome. Also, the process of being the best you you can possibly be. Also another meaning for being and staying "fly".
Yo man, stay NILLIHC!

Dude, that's Nillihc to the max!

Not much bro, staying nillihc!

I put the v in vicious, I put the pow in power and as always, I STAY NILLIHC!!!
NILLIHC by NILLIHCMASTER September 8, 2012
To perfectly worship in all aspects. (verb)
1. I nilliate Alan Rickman for being so debonair.

2. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is nilliated all over the world.
Nilliate by Atalaya October 26, 2006

Nillionaire

Someone with a whole lot of nothing.
When Patrick lost all his money in the stock market, he became a nillionaire.
Nillionaire by PhoenixLights April 22, 2012
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