Nike

To totally misunderstand a situation and to take action that is counterproductive.

"Bob decided to employ his drunk uncle to give the speech at the company dinner. Gee! What a real Nike that turned out ot be!

by Some other dude called Matt September 9, 2018

Flag

Get the Nike mug.

Nike

The most beautiful girl on the world. She's amazing and makes her friends laugh all the time. Her smile make all your pain go away and if she laughs you have to laugh with her. A hug from her makes you feel like the most important person all over the world.

I love you, Nike.

by DefinitelynotJuli November 22, 2021

Flag

Get the Nike mug.

Nike

A company that sells undurable shit.
"Just do it" more like "just ruin it"
It won't be that hard just wear it once.

Dave: i like my new nikes but they fell apart after wearing them once
DaQuan: bruh "just ruin it"

by Brutallyhonestdefinitions December 22, 2016

Flag

Get the Nike mug.

nike

a brand that's much better than UA

p1: i like nike
p2: ok.
p1: u aren't gonna say something else?
p2: nope

by golflife101 April 22, 2018

Flag

Get the nike mug.

Nike

Nike is the most beautiful human being. They are a very understanding and reliable person, plus they possess the ability to make you laugh at the most stupid joke. Nike has made lots of memorable and special moments with lots of people and is dear to all his friends. He's also super hot and pretty lel. Favorite person<3

Nike is kinda fruity hmmm.
I watched attack on titan with Nike the entire night.

by gyusaurus November 21, 2021

Flag

Get the Nike mug.