niggeredness

The standard by which an individual's intoxication is measured. Often described to explain how someone got so fuckniggered the previous nigger night. Usually a person gets so blacked that they don't realize their own niggeredness and endanger society and other niggers alike. There is a scale to measure the B.A.C. of a nigger which goes as follows: 1-small buzz from shitty malt liquor 40s through 10-hanging on to the gift of life by a small thread. Nothing short of a valiant effort to stay standing will suffice in order to survive the night. An important note; niggeredness is not limited to blacks. All races are created equally capable of achieving an insane level of niggeredness.

"You're niggeredness was that of a delirious New York City bum."

"Man dat cop be arrestin my shit fo havin a niggeredness level of 9.6942069420."

niggeredness by Steve, Alex March 28, 2008

niggerness

the ranking of you nigger level based off your crimes and attitude

rape is 5 points

shooting up schools are 7

and you can make the rest up
ex . Morgan freeman is ranked number 1 in niggerness

niggerness by niggerness February 22, 2017

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niggerness

when you're niggin' in the noggin.

your level of nigger.

"yo, that elia has a niggerness rating of ten!"

niggerness by niggin in the noggin June 1, 2012

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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