newism 

90s- Slang

It's new, so it must be better. Disregarding the old as being unimportant and irrelevant, and not as good. Even if the foundation of the new is based off of, imitating, or standing on the shoulders of the old.

The oval is better than the wheel, it's newer. Newism.

newism by Karl.H November 21, 2014

Newism 

Newism, an outlier of graphical style and design, an art movement introduced to the world through the contemporary works of Lanajó Brown. Rejecting realism to instead focus on a more direct translation of thoughts and experiences. Almost like a universal road sign that presents a unique storyline.

This furniture is built so minimalist yet highly expressive, it must be newism.

Newism by LLJB February 20, 2023

Newsmax 

Ultra right-wing pseudo news outlet, similar to Fox News, owned and controlled by wealthy hypocrites out to destroy President Obama's administration and all liberals. Newsmax continues to manufacture and publish sensationalized anti-progressive garbage even though it has been publicaly reprimanded and forced to retract numerous articles/lies. It is a favorite "news source" for TeaParty members, Birthers, Ditto-Heads, Republicans, and other ignorant individuals including, but not limited to, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, and Donald Trump.

Sarah Palin: Did you read the latest article in Newsmax about Obama's direct ties to all socialist and communist organizations throughout the world?
TeaParty sycophant: Yup, some feller, i can't rightly member his name, readed it to me at my KKK meetin da other nite. Obama is one of them there mooslums!!!!

Newsmax by mark607 January 10, 2012

Newsmercial

When news agencies create news stories, Facebook or any other source of news dissemination that is in reality nothing more than a thinly disguised advertisement for a product or which promotes a corporate or right-wing ideological goal or talking point.

On June 22nd, MSNBC posted this Newsmercial on their Facebook feed: Getting one now, waiting it out or resisting the AT&T-Appleverse altogether?

Newsmercial by GremlinX June 25, 2010

Nowism 

The present, what you are feeling at this exact moment. A life style as well as outlook on life

You are reading this right now. This is Nowism. What you do after this is in the future. This is now.

Nowism by Kx Jx October 7, 2007

nebism 

A short post on a messege board usually consisting of one word or one smilie (such as "lol", "heh", ":)"). It comes from a member of Bridge Commander Universe called Nebula who used to post nebisms all the time

lol
heh
wow
:)
;)
:P
meh

nebism by DJcube March 27, 2005

Newbism 

1) Religion for newbies.
2) A legendary newbie.

Random Newbie: Dude, Teach me how to become a legendary Newbism..

Newbism by Random Newbie June 18, 2011