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A person into computers, dungeon & dragons, sci-fi and the like who, during high school suffered from acne, had glasses and hung out like souls. This person then went on to college, got some acne meds, fashionable glasses and blossomed into an fairly attractive man who is still into computers, dungeons & dragons, sci-fi.
Newgeeks are often known to become black wearing, goth/industrial listening, compulsive shirt tucking professional which an oddly attactive ladykilling persona. Often also have gigantic penises.
Mary - "Carl plays Warhammer. He's a total newgeek"

Susan - "But oh his Warhammer!"
newgeek by gretagretchen January 7, 2004
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Neogeeks are geeks who, in every sense, should be classified as an alpha-male/female because they have alpha qualities (good looks, advanced social skills, humour etc.) but chose to forsake that life in order to do things they like, which may or may not be geeky things. But mostly geeky.
Girl 1: Oh my god. That guy is so freaking hot, but he's obsessed with dungeons and dragons!

Girl 2: Yeah, he's totally a neogeek.
neogeek by MyNameIsAVATAR October 20, 2009
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Combination of the words New and Unique. Can be used in a large number of ways to describe nouns.
That girl is so newneek.
newneek by woodr045 September 22, 2011

Social NetGeek 

A Person/Geek that checks only websites for social networking such a Twitter,Facebook,Myspace etc.

P.S Myspace is so old why would you still be using it?
Tom(on iphone): hey, dude i gotta check twitter and facebook, ttyl

Shane:Dude, you are such a Social NetGeek!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026