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A person into computers, dungeon & dragons, sci-fi and the like who, during high school suffered from acne, had glasses and hung out like souls. This person then went on to college, got some acne meds, fashionable glasses and blossomed into an fairly attractive man who is still into computers, dungeons & dragons, sci-fi.
Newgeeks are often known to become black wearing, goth/industrial listening, compulsive shirt tucking professional which an oddly attactive ladykilling persona. Often also have gigantic penises.
Mary - "Carl plays Warhammer. He's a total newgeek"

Susan - "But oh his Warhammer!"
newgeek by gretagretchen January 7, 2004
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Neogeeks are geeks who, in every sense, should be classified as an alpha-male/female because they have alpha qualities (good looks, advanced social skills, humour etc.) but chose to forsake that life in order to do things they like, which may or may not be geeky things. But mostly geeky.
Girl 1: Oh my god. That guy is so freaking hot, but he's obsessed with dungeons and dragons!

Girl 2: Yeah, he's totally a neogeek.
neogeek by MyNameIsAVATAR October 20, 2009
Combination of the words New and Unique. Can be used in a large number of ways to describe nouns.
That girl is so newneek.
newneek by woodr045 September 22, 2011

Social NetGeek 

A Person/Geek that checks only websites for social networking such a Twitter,Facebook,Myspace etc.

P.S Myspace is so old why would you still be using it?
Tom(on iphone): hey, dude i gotta check twitter and facebook, ttyl

Shane:Dude, you are such a Social NetGeek!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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