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new sneaker-syndrome

When new sneakers are purchased and causes the user to be extremly hesitant about doing anything that would mar his/her new shoes' perfection. Then one day, BAM!. To the owners dissatisfaction, the shoes become slightly stained, or a little part becomes discolored. It is at this moment the syndrome is over, and the user's world returns to normal. Puddles are jumped in, and grass stains are welcomed as battle scars.
Bilal is suffering from new sneaker syndrome.
by Bilal April 17, 2004
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