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necrophestiality 

The perfect marriage of necrophilia and bestiality.

In November 2006, Bryan James Hathaway of Douglas County, Minnesota was arrested for having sex with a deer carcass he found on the side of the road while bicycling. He was charged with violating a law against "sexual gratification with an animal."
And then Billy said, "What ever happened to some good ol' fashioned necrophestiality?"
necrophestiality by kskn May 10, 2007
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necrobestiality 

mental problem that causes old men to bang a dead animal, such as a horse, cow, or walrus (poodles have especially tender meat, so dont do it too hard: also, make sure you hit the right hole)also see mung
I went out to the stable and saw my dad giving Bessie deep anal penetration. Then I joined in that mad hot necrobestiality.

Multicontinental Necrobestiality 

The charge of crossing a national border to committed sexual acts against a deceased animal.
Sir you have multiple charges of Multicontinental Necrobestiality against you

Necrobestiality 

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with the corpse of an animal. In not as many words, sticking your dick in a dead animal.
Not many people will like you, but that's just beating off on a dead horse. Necrobestiality is pretty fucked up.
Necrobestiality by Greenbro January 18, 2017

necrobestiality 

sexual intercourse with dead animals. In civilized society, it is worse than bestiality.
Those who practise necrobestiality are disgusting to society.
necrobestiality by uttam maharjan November 17, 2010

necrophistiality 

If you stuff the weiner in taxidermy
Why that's necrophistiality!
necrophistiality by nutmaster69 September 25, 2019
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