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necropediphile 

Pedophile - when one loves children in an explicit way
Necropediphile - when one loves dead children in an eplicit way... a very very disturbing shamefull way that degrades the human race... but its still pretty fucking funny
Antwon~ "Hey you do you know Randy?"

Julio~ "Oh do you mean the guy that looks at little kids weird?"

Antwon~ "Yeah that sick bastard, he's fucking crazy dude."

Emilio~ "You guys want some nachos?"

Antwon & Julio~ "Hells Yeah!"

Emilio~ "So what the fuck where you guys talking about"

Antwon & Julio~ "Randy"

Emilio~ "Oh that sick fucking necropediphilac?"

Antwon & Julio~ "What the hell do you mean?"

Emilio~ "Yeah necropediphile, he breaks into childrens cemetaries digs up a couple bodies then fucks em' ragged till there nothing but flesh condoms!"

Julio~ "Fucking gross!"

Antwon~ "Dude not cool."

Emilio~ "yeah."

All together~ "ROFLCOPTER x 564,783,756.5!"


necropediphile by Azul6 October 18, 2008

necropedophile 

someone who fucks dead children
they may cut the childs head off and use it to masturbate with
i caught that necropedophile fucking a 12 year olds corpse last night
necropedophile by niggasense February 27, 2005

necropedophile 

(American spelling)


To indulge in sexual activity with the cadaver of a minor, or any corpse that stopped moving before breeding age.


Also a death metal track by cannibal corpse
you're going to be a necropedophile
necropedophile by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

Necropedophilephagiaphobia 

The fear of eating a dead pedo. (correctly deffined as, a fear of the consumption of a deceased human who loved children).

Necro = dead,

pedo = children,

phile = to love,

phagia = to eat,

phobia = to be afraid of
I watched 'The NoteBook' yesturday. Im sure the film is a meatphor for necropedophilephagiaphobia

Necropedophilia 

Noun:
Necropedophilia is of one's sexual attraction to dead children. This term is more specific than the term Necrophilia or Phedophilia and is not to be confused with it. It is really, a combination of both words.

Root Meaning:
Necro - Dead; not living
Pedo - Young; Youth; Children
Philia - Tendency Toward; Abnormal Attraction
1."Bill" down the street likes to have sex with dead babies; man he is so a necropedophilia!

2.A 40 year old virgin who has sex with dead teens so they can't say "no!"
Necropedophilia by DavMan September 19, 2008

Necropediphiliac 

Someone who gets off by fucking dead babies.
Jason is one sick fuck. He is a necropediphiliac.
Necropediphiliac by Yer Paw April 10, 2005

necropedophile 

1. Someone (male or female, but you know only men would really do it) who gets off on fucking the corpses of minors.

2. A fucking sweet Cannibal Corpse song, from the '92 album 'Tomb of the Mutilated'.
1. My mate Bob dug up some 8 year old kid's rotting remains and fucked her in the ear, which makes him a necropedophile. ;-)

2. Was having a tug and listening to Necropedophile when my mum walked in and I shot one off in her eye.
necropedophile by Jakaline September 16, 2006
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