Nard gobbler

someone who is an absolute nerd in every way.
Wow, Zach is such a nard gobbler.
by OG Nard Gobbler March 23, 2022
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Nard Gobbler

An idiot or someone who sucks at just about everything.
Dude! You totally just got us in trouble...fucking nard gobbler.
by Merch-Ant August 13, 2013
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