Napjack

While sleeping, you involuntarily force your hand down your pants and start beating your meat.

I tore my jirta during my napjack.

I had a great napjack last night.

While I was dreaming about Jessica Alba, I had a napjack.

My mom walked in on my napjack last night and called my pastor to pray for me.

"How was your night last night? Did you get laid?"
"No, but I had a very nice napjack."

by Jirta September 26, 2009