Napjack

While sleeping, you involuntarily force your hand down your pants and start beating your meat.

I tore my jirta during my napjack.

I had a great napjack last night.

While I was dreaming about Jessica Alba, I had a napjack.

My mom walked in on my napjack last night and called my pastor to pray for me.

"How was your night last night? Did you get laid?"
"No, but I had a very nice napjack."

by Jirta October 2, 2009

Sat Navjacking

When you don't have the luxury of a Sat Nav but follow other drivers who are turning off and taking short cuts at the instruction of their Sat Navs to avoid road delays.

The traffic was going nowhere so I resorted to Sat Navjacking a Mercedes who was obviously being guided around the blockage.

by PetuniaClash February 15, 2010

napsack

1) place to store drugs
2) to sleep on ones balls

yo lets keep the weed in the napsack. I wanna put my face in your lap and get my napsack on.

by Napsack June 18, 2003

napsacking

The art of pretending to be tired before having sex so that you can immediately fall asleep afterwards and skip the pillow talk, emotional breakdown, honest confessions, etc..

I knew that she was wanting to talk about the abortion so I made sure to look like I was napsacking as soon as she came over.

by B-rad D. March 14, 2012

Ghandi Napsack

A waste of a Gatorade. Often left on the highway. Occasionally filled with freight.

If I see anymore Ghandi Napsacks I'm going to pukers.

by Snake Eater 100 May 17, 2009

napsack

It's another name for your balls.

Quit grabbin my napsack!

by necisito ir al bano December 9, 2008

austrilan napsack

Taking a shit in a plastic bag and hitting some one with it till it bursts

Ben hit weston with an austrilan napsack and he puked all over his shirt

by oldmanjenkins April 21, 2009