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The accidental switching around, leaving out, or inserting of random letters while typing. Commonly done while half asleep, drunk, or distracted by something.

I was talking to my friend the other day and she was so drunk she couldn't type at all, good thing I can read mystipe.

mystipe by SeiichiSin June 6, 2011

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mysticess

A female mystic
A mystic or mystical.

Like actress, goddess, stewardess, waitress etc

She was a mysticess.

mysticess by wildmysticess November 7, 2020

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mystisexual

Term to describe someone that you are not sure if they are gay or straight.

Guy 1: Check him out he's gay

Girl 1: Nah he's straight

Guy 2: Stu, hmm I dunno, he's mystisexual

mystisexual by murdo24 June 28, 2008

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mystie

a word use to describe a beautiful thing.

The sunset was very mystie.

mystie by Princess May 1, 2004

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Mystie

the best ginger friend you will ever have. it typicality refers to a red head who its a really amazing singer and has a ass shaped like a pear but her friends tend to love her anyway for it.her eyes are usually the same color as her hair.they also say "i feel like shit" all in all shes alright.

"i feel like shit"

"ooh gurl your such a Mystie"

"thanks..?"

Mystie by Mr Walters November 20, 2011

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mystie

to clog one's toilet

Don't mystie my crapper.

mystie by Mystaphalon September 9, 2003

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MysticPentaQuinn

A small guy , with a big vagina that loves playing HAWK and Metin2 Angora and his name is YourQuinn .

Hi im MysticPentaQuinn

MysticPentaQuinn by xLost August 25, 2017

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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