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mystery knucks 

A game most commonly played by a minumum of three inebriated partygoers as follows:
1) Mystery knuckee holds his or her fists straight out apart from one another
2) Mystery knucker 1 writes a four letter word in sharpie across the knuckee's right knuckles
3) Without seeing what knucker 1 wrote, mystery knucker 2 writes a four letter word across the knuckee's left knuckles
4)Knuckee is commanded to "knuck 'em," bringing his or her fists together for a sometimes brilliant, sometimes idiotic, but always hilarious set of knucks.
"LOVE HOLE" is a classic mystery knuck.

Keep in mind a couple of Mystery Knuck guidelines to ensure for consistent knuckings:
a. Remain conscious of which fist you are knucking. the right fist is the first word and the left is the second word. It's important to use a word that will function well on the fist you are knucking.
b. When in doubt, use words that will always work. "Dick," on men's knucks, and "tits" on womens knucks will work on either fist with practically any other word. It's tempting to get creative, but keep in mind that the more risky of a word choice, the more likely you are to end up with well-meaning, but ultimately nonsensical knucks like "VAGI XUAL."

These are the basic rules. More skilled/drunker mystery knuck experts oftentimes utilize symbols or words with more or less than four letters. It's your sharpie and your friends' and acquaintances' knucks, so don't be afraid to experiment!
Actual mystery knucks:
dude hole
tits burg
fury fuck
dick pain
fire tits
fuck fuck
butt pump
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026