sand in my vagina

A good excuse to get out of anything.

Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.

by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003

suck my vagina

Touching my vagina (ew) lol. the word(s) explain it all, man.

cAn YoU nOt SuCk My VaGiNa It WaS a FuCkInG dUmB aSs JoKe BrUh!

by cow was not the burger February 4, 2021

It didnt snow on my vagina day

1. a female virgin
2. when ur not fucking and or having sex

"Damn, i broke up with my husbandlast night"
"Lucky it didnt snow on my vagina day for ya

by John432916750 April 21, 2009

I Will Smack YOur BAck Then Lance at Vagina ANd THen Say Get Out Of My Life

I Will Smack YOur BAck Then Lance at Vagina ANd THen Say Get Out Of My Life

I Will Smack YOur BAck Then Lance at Vagina ANd THen Say Get Out Of My Life

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist

If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist

If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025