muzzak 

A term defining any type of music heard inside an elevator, super market, or coffee shop.

"Gah! someone stop this horrendous muzzak!"

"At least when the elevator breaks loose and starts plummeting towards the earth below we will be dancing and flailing and acting as jovial as possible whilst listening to our muzzak"

muzzak by emily and chad February 8, 2003

muzza 

A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars..
Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline..

Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.

They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.

As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.

Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys.

Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.

Heading from Bell St maccas, headin to do some "Chap Laps" at 2am on a Friday, pumpin some hard tracks. Or at Williamstown beach sitting on the foreshore, in front of their cars, checkin out the chicks..

muzza by Dupz March 31, 2005

Muzak

A brand of background music used in businesses. It is "scientifically" compiled of innocuous and insipid music that is calculated not to offend anyone. Selections are carefully calibrated to the demographics of the target audience so that every age, sex, and ethnic group will be equally unhappy and unsatisfied. it is designed to subliminally motivate shoppers to shop and to motivate workers to work.

After nine hours in the store listening to nothing but Muzak, Scotty was drooling and muttering to himself. The next morning he woke up screaming because of the muzak playing in his head.

Muzak by dogbreath34 September 29, 2015

Muzza Shot 

An act of taking a selfie at an angle where both your penis and face are in the shot. Usually, the subject is sat down with his junk out while gazing at the camera from above appearing very dominant.

"I received a message from Dean last night... he sent me a menacing muzza shot."

"I prefer muzza shots than normal boring dick pics."

Muzza Shot by garylane October 5, 2018

Muzza 

Closely associated with the Large-Haired Maria, the Muzza is a creature most often seen in the outer suburbs of Melbourne, Australia. Despite common preconceptions, the Muzza can be of any racial background, provided they have a loud, cheap car, chest hair and a taste for expensive hair products. They ARE mostly either Italian, Greek, middle European or Mediterranean, but individuals of many different nationalities have been sighted in the greater Melbourne region.

your VL Turbo makes you look like a fully sick muzza. Come down Bell st Maccas and do burnouts with us, re.

Muzza by Mark Onkey December 15, 2003

muzakhir 

a. being intellectual
b. an intellectual being

I can't believe he answered number 4. The concept was highly complex. He must be Muzakhir.

muzakhir by faithfyi July 28, 2011

muzzah 

a name some people call their mothers

"Muzzah, could you please pass the milk"

muzzah by anonymooooooooooose May 18, 2015