The involuntary loss of control of your sphincter hole when trying to suppress a sneeze, resulting in a simultaneous phenomena of sneezing and farting. Also commonly referred to as snart.
I was in a quiet auditorium and totally laid down a mustard seed. Isuddenly sneezed and it made me fart.
by Franthemanklx April 11, 2026
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Don't worry baby; it's mustard seed sperm... you'll be fine. Let me get you a german hanky so we can clean you all up.
by hexicon September 13, 2006
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