one who;
1) enjoys creating and listening to music
2) generally lives in a school band room
3) spends multiple hours a day learning to play multiple instruments.
4) believes football was created for pep band and half time
5) makes 'percussionist jokes' instead of 'blonde jokes'
6) knows what the word 'skosh means'
7) can legitamatly say "this one time at band camp..."

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