Dirty pikey fucking caravan dwelling cunts. The kind of people that you hope you never meet. Also known as pikeys, gippos, wankstains. Leave a dirty dog shit riddled mess wherever they set up camp.
Two guys are driving through Wiltshire when they see a campsite of mess-creating gypsies. "Look at those fucking mushtags, Jim!". "Mush-ie mush-ie MUSH-TAGS" Jim shouts from the car window as they drive past.
A very sassy but humble person, the bestest of friend u can ask for will do anything for you within a heartbeat but can also be a total nutcase! Also has a bit of mouth on her, wouldn’t want to be on her bad side.
Mushtariy is a girl who you think is the most gorgeous, beautiful girl you have ever met. Someone who has changed you and made me a better person. She has the best sense of humor out of everyone you know and she has the greatest personality that can brighten your day at the click of a button. Her smile can make you smile every time you see it even when you are just not in the mood to speak to anyone. She has a body that you love no matter if she is usually skinny. You find her eyes to be the most beautiful out of everyone else's. She is the type of girl where you don't have the struggle to not stare at her body. Her brain is the part of her body that you believe is the most important part, she is extremely smart. To you she is so special because you care so much about her that even you find it crazy sometimes. You treat her the way every girl should be treated: like a true princess. You will be there for her every time she is down and out and you will talk to her whenever you get the chance because you care so much. That is the true definition of a perfect girl.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.