mushroom toe

When the head of a man's penis is clearly visible through his pants. The male equivalent of a camel toe.

Dude, you need some thicker shorts. I can totally see your mushroom toe.

by Tempered Taurus September 25, 2013

mushroom toes

Toes that kind of look like mushrooms, and smell like them too.

Dayum, that Evelyn got those mushroom toes.

by GodofEverythingEverForever June 29, 2016