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a guy who pwns at paintball and shoots all the noobish 11 year olds who cry when they get hit
"dude that guy just got all the noobs out"
"ya hes a muppet mower"
by aggz May 05, 2008
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Someone, generally a lesbian, who likes eating out women. Much more affectionate than a carpet muncher.
Dude, Leslie is such a muppet mower. Did you see her all over that girl last night?
by EERW July 28, 2008
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