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muff ball 

Someone who routinely hangs out in vaginas. Orginated from the film Stepbrothers:

Alice: "Oh, Dale. You are something. You are something."

Dale: "You're something too."

Alice: "I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's cozy."

Dale: "In your vagina?"

Alice: "I wanna walk around with you in there and just know that whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch that it's just your hair up my vagina. Please, just do it for me."

Dale: "What's happening?"

Dear Dale - you are becoming a muff ball.
A lesbian friend of yours is walking down the street and you want to catch her attention, try: "oi muff ball."

You're on a date and it's getting hot and heavy. You say: "do you wanna be my muff ball?"
muff ball by Lupars September 28, 2009
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ball muff 

when your testicals have so much hair on them it looks like a muff on your balls.
Some balls are so hairy they look like giant ball muff
ball muff by LilJOnwhattt: August 26, 2005

balloon muff 

See gunt. It looks like one has placed a blown balloon down the front there.
Damn, shes got a hell balloon muff.
balloon muff by 4/20 February 23, 2008

balls deep in worldy muff 

testicles deep inside a woman's vagina that no matter where she goes in the world is a stunner
Tonight I'm gonna go get mortal with the lads an hopefully get balls deep in worldy muff.

>How was last night?
<Balls deep, in worldy muff mann

muffball 

the game of trying to throw a football into a big prickly bush commonly referred to as "the muff" the defenders must dive in to save the ball from touching the bush or landing in it on a fly. created by 3 middle-lower class white kids in northern illinois
dude i got fucked up when spictor tackled me into the muff when we played muffball at teddy's last weekend.
muffball by beector March 3, 2009

Muffballs 

Muffballs when he is inside you so deep it looks like your vagina has testicles ( female version of balls deep )
Hey girl I’m so horny I’m going to get muffballs tonight

I rode him so hard I had muffballs
Muffballs by Donkey355 December 2, 2023