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muddy shark 

(n.) A sex move whereby one partner inserts the index and middle fingers into the female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers into the female's anus, thereby forming a shark-like hand puppet with a muddy lower jaw. More simply, "two in the pink, two in the stink."
After becoming bored with traditional fingering techniques, the couple moved on to more experimental options such as "twister," "twisted shocker," and eventually the "muddy shark."
muddy shark by Soggy Bobby August 7, 2011
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the muddy mako shark 

When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.
That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.
the muddy mako shark by zRozin January 27, 2021

mudd shark 

When a white woman dates or marries a black man.
Jon's wife is a mudd shark.

Mudd Shark 

White woman only dates black guys. Always wearing a track suit or velour sweatsuit.
Sarah always rides up in her velour sweatsuit waiting on Jimmy's black ass looking like a mudd shark.
Mudd Shark by elleabeli December 1, 2019

muddshark 

A white girl who only dates black guys.
Johnny white guy: I tried to date Becky, but she said I wasn't her type. Then I saw her with Tyrone. Wtf??

Johnny's friend: Thought you knew, Becky's a muddshark! You didn't have a chance.
muddshark by Sheree19 October 2, 2007

muddshark 

non black bitch that only loves black cock
Kim Kardashian is a muddshark cause she only likes mid thigh black cock
muddshark by vince61 July 6, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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