A Punk ass Bitch who will not stop talking. She will give you "55 minutes to work in class" but will talk for 45 of those minutes. She will threaten to take your phone, but when she catches you with it, she is too scared to take it. She has the ability make her entire class awkward in a matter of seconds. All in all, she looks like a crackhead, has a horrible sense in fashion, and doesn't teach.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods