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mr. noodle 

a name for someone who can't perform menial tasks, or fails at performing them numerous times. derived from the character on sesame street, or more specifically elmo's world who is played by bill irwin and that other guy.
Person One: I can't seem to sit in this chair...
Person Two: Shut up Mr. Noodle.
mr. noodle by Appleperson June 19, 2009
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Mr. Wang Noodle

Mr Wang Noodle is a chinese shop, soon to be opened by Mr. Joe Cartwright on Ireland, i would advise you not to go to this chinese shop, and if your in the area you should definitely go to the newly opened Indian curry house, opened by Mr. Hamil Habiib Habab. Mr. Wang Noodle is going to be owned by Mr. Joe Cartwright, who has been prisonised for kidnapping and abusing children, and im pretty sure he wont stop.
Hello it is I Hamil Habiib Habab, come to my Indian curry house, not that dog eating, kiddy fiddling fuckface Mr. Wang Noodle
Mr. Wang Noodle by Harry.Clarke November 11, 2020
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Mr.Noodle 

A sexual act of when a man with a flacid penis coated in instant noodle flavoring commits anal with his partner. If he becomes erect it is called "Awkward and Uncomfortable"
Sorry I can't come over, my ass is covered in noodle flavoring

Why?

Because Jake Mr.Noodled me last night
Mr.Noodle by Fennekin_M8 May 10, 2014
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026