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mpft is a very versatile word... it can be used to express emotion. Can be used as an adjective (just like smurf). You can use it when you don't know what to say, even if the occasion is sad (at least you said something). If the words are failing you while writing a card/letter/mail you can substitute mpft for truck-loads of sentences... at least you wrote something, right?
If you are in chat, you can let people know that you are indeed awake and just lurking by typing the occasional mpft.
What is life without mpft? Surely can't be worth listening
What in mpft world are you mpfting?
Writing to wish you happy mpfting.
I am a pround mpfter
mpft by Astrid "Aphid" Gibbs August 12, 2004
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mpft is a word i say when i am lost for words
what on mpft are you doing
mpft by caz August 12, 2004
Cloud's a MPFT
MPFT by random yaoi fangirl October 8, 2003
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022