Morn-horn is a contraction of morning and horn. This is the refreshing first fart in the morning. Which, if lucky, will set the standard for the remainder of the day.
"My beatch got totally pissed when I woke her up with morn-horn"
"Sounds like she doesn't appreciate quality sounds"
by Trolle March 07, 2008
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