mormoid

A Mormon who lives a secular life in a large metropolitan area, and is unable to comprehend that someone else doesn't believe what he/she believes and they try to convert them anyway. Most Mormoids live in the Utah, Idaho, Arizona region.

"Sister (your last name here), the spirit told me ... (their story here) ... you could come to church with me this Sunday / Would you like a visit from the bishop? / should I send the missionaries over?" - a mormoid trying to convert you.

by obsessivelittlemonkey October 2, 2007

momroids

Steroids for aging mothers of overscheduled children.

I'm going to need some serious momroids to recover from that soccer tournament.

by WordBastard May 20, 2014

Mormondy

Any mormon soldier who participated in the invasion of Normandy

(Pointing at family pictures) This is my grandpa from Mormondy invasion

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 12, 2021

Mormodon

The Mormodon is a relative of the Bolognasaur and is a direct ancestor of the Mormon. It is widely believed that Mormons herd these Mormodons to this day as this would be one of the only ways to feed their massive families.

-Dude, did you see those two guys with white shirts and black ties walking that massive animal?

-That, my friend, is a Mormodon.

by Rokmonkey August 6, 2011

mormaid

to make. made. making.

1) I will mormaid the team.
2) We mormaided a call for pizza.

by wow.done January 6, 2010

Borck Mormidi

scientifically proven to have the worlds smallest penis
Albania number 1

that guy is a borcked cunt, I think his name is Borck Mormidi.

by 8e5tsrgxfcgvhbkguitdhxgcn mvj, October 22, 2018