moooose

dean grimshaw

DEANNN is a MOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEE

by spak November 29, 2003

MOOOSE-TACHE

When a male slides his genitalia across a woman's upper lip, leaving a perfect shape of semen resembling a moustache. This sex act is named after its creator K-MOOSE.

"Yo man, that girl straight up got a MOOOSE-TACHE mang!" "He busted a MO)OSE-TACHE on that freak homie!" "On the real, she loved it when I gave her a MOOOSE-TACHE!"

by KMOS January 14, 2009

mooooseburg

a poor fat mans shot gun

i am going to get me a mooooburg

by rice January 21, 2005

mofooser

mother fucking loser

"that bitch is a mofooser!"

by THE kREW AT FHS October 16, 2003

mooose

a word thats offensive to all guys; meaning weak, stupid, ugly, and weird. also everything else that would offend a guy. if you call a guy a mooose, be prepared for the worst.

girl: you're sucha MOOOSE.
boy: wowowowowowowo you did NOT just go there, !@$& you !

girl: ok ?

by themoosepeople April 4, 2010

Mooose

Verb: the act of Moooseing around usually defined by doing lots of research about Covid-19, or making reckless food while learning on Zoom. Another common symptom is many Amazon gadgets.

Noun: A certified OG that defines the laws of existence and singlehandedly fixes the world's problems.

Oh Jill? She's just Moooseing around, give her some antlers asap.

You know your in a mooosey vibe when you wake up with one foot completely off the bed.

by The OG Scrub March 31, 2020

mooosey

Comes from hair products called mousse. When going out to party any night that requires preparation, that has build up and always ends up being fun/exciting is mooosey.

A great, outrageous, wholesome, fun, wild night is a mooosey night.

Pronunciation emphasis on the "o's".

last night was mooosey, tonights gunna be a moose-moose night, monday nights are still mooosey

by g-smoov January 18, 2011