moonbridge

A person you try to avoid due to their social awkwardness or annoying personality. Specifically, an acquaintance whose presence is unwanted, but is too nice or polite to be rejected outright.

Orig. a hypothetical bridge to the moon constructed of Coca-Cola bottles. One end anchored to the Moon, the other dragging along the surface of the Earth, this bridge would be something to run from.

Krista is a moonbridge.
Look out, here comes the moonbridge!

by gazoombo September 18, 2008

Moonridge

the action of dropping your drawers and taking a shit on a trail

Having people point and laugh at you while you're taking a crap on the trail..

Only having a map...

600 yards away from the bathroom, you just couldn't make it.

OH crap! I need to go to the bathroom! but it's too far away!!! NOOO I can't make it..give me this map. Don't pull a moonridge

by moonridge July 19, 2009

Moonride

When two friends go on a secret car-ride adventure, driving aimlessly and snorting mass amounts of cocaine without stopping the car. The person sitting in the passenger seat is always the designated chopper. For best results, when it is the driver's turn to snort. The passenger will have one hand holding the surface and the other hand holding the wheel.

- "This calls for a moonride."

or

- "Oh man, I was so wired last night from all that moonriding" (except, you wouldn't be saying this BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING SECRET!)

by OBEYTHEWHITE January 3, 2011

Moonbadger

A Colchester-based superhero who protects the world against invasion from evil Marsferrets. In their spare time they can be found hanging out in Vbar listening to Rock&Metal music & eating cheesey chips.
Often used as a complement of the highest form

"You're such a Moonbadger!"
*Go die of death Marsferret, Moonbadgers rule!"

by Monbadger 83 January 8, 2009

manbridge

The skin on the male that connects his giggleberries to his cinnamon ring. Often gets sweaty during anaerobic excercise and can smell pretty foul. Always use a good quality deoderant/anti-perspirant.

After that bitch was finished giving me some great Georgia Dome, she took the manbridge and and gave my poop-shoot a nice spitshine

by D-Rock Dan June 10, 2004

Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider

the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)

Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!

Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?

Riley: Ya!!!

by One- Knighter August 24, 2008