Mookey

1: A nick name for the funny guy in a group of friends that makes everyone laugh.
2: A nick name for people who are awsome.
3: Mytical creature thats half cow and half monkey.

1: Haha. You're hilarious Mookey.
2: You're so awsome mikey. Were gonna call you Mookey now.
3: Hey did you see that creature?

What was it?

I think it was like, half (cow) and half (monkey)

You mean a Mookey.

by Master Mook September 19, 2009

Mookey

A burp after smoking weed, where smoke comes out with the burp

Dude, that was a big mookey

by An drew October 22, 2007

mookey

dat nigga dats always around ya way beaten up ppl ... da one u get to beat sumbodys ass for you .... he always got ya back

thug1:"keep playin wit me nigga i want my money"
crackhead:"u betta leave me alone before i get mookey on ya ass"

by ghetto ma December 22, 2004

Mookey

A person who has physical qualities of male and female.

Someone whose gender is unidentifiable.

Pat from SNL is a Mookey

by BaStaRdSaN November 29, 2004

Mookey Stink

A piece of poop.

I found a mookey stink in my underwear when I woke up.

by gir420 October 22, 2008

Spite Monkey Attack

This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.

What’s happening on Urban Dictionary, nothing’s moving? Must be a spite monkey attack.

by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016

Spite Monkey Sunday

Spite Monkey Sunday is that day of the week when all the brain dead little losers try to get definitions accepted by Urban Dictionary. They try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. Why? Usually because they’re back at school on Monday and are trying to make themselves look good, the poor little winkies. Then the unthinkable happens, they’re definition is rejected because it doesn’t conform to the rules laid down by Urban Dictionary. Oh Calamity! So the silly little wank biscuits throw a hissy fit, go into a session to vote on the inclusion of new words and reject everything without bothering to read it. Then comes Monday and these sad little gleets go back to school and bother the human race somewhat less than they do at weekends.

“Couldn’t get a thing accepted on Urban Dictionary, it was Spite Monkey Sunday.”

by AKACroatalin April 27, 2015