monssage

An awkward, gentle (often unwanted) rubbing of the mons pubis. Not sexually stimulating in the least. Usually initiated after recipient appears to be in deep sleep.

#BEWARETHEMONSSEUSE

Girl 1: How was it with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: Really, really weird. I was almost asleep, and then he started giving me a monssage.
Girl 1: That's when you kiss him on the cheek, say "Make sure you lock the door on your way out," and roll over.

by Beware the Monssage October 19, 2013

manssage

When a guy is expecting to get a massage from a female but gets one from a dude instead.

Did you here that Ginkel got a manssage? At first he said he hated it but he keeps talking about how great it was.

by hoosier89` October 23, 2009

manssage

A massage via hot man

Kat got a manssage from her super hot neighbor, David

by dapper_dinosaur March 22, 2012

Mossage

Of or pertaining to a homosexual's message marked by overly excited remarks like "OMFG" or "holy Cher that was amazing". Usually the font is a dead giveaway consisting of large, curvy pink letters all in caps.
The word is pronounced: (moe')-ssage i.e. homomessage minus the ho and replacement of the me.

Yestarday I checked Tom Cruise's away mossage and it said, "OMFG BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN IS COMING OUT SOON I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TWO HOTT MEN KISSING...p.s. i love you katie."

by Matthew Brian December 5, 2005

mossage

A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.

Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!

by QuacksO November 5, 2023