monkey wheel

When you're doing a girl from the back, you take out a live caged monkey, have it take your place,(since youre on this site, she shouldn't be able to tell the difference) You then proceed to move to the side of the girl, and slap her with a wheel. Wheelbarrows can also be substituted.

Me: Fuck's sake
Her: Yeah, keep at it
Me: Oh something is at it.
Her: Oh shit the Monkey Wheel!
Me: GOTCHA BITCH!

monkey wheel by Troy Winters June 21, 2006

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wheel monkey

A truck driver.

Chad drives a big rig 5 days a week. He's been a wheel monkey for 30 years.

wheel monkey by Petey the Peterbuilt May 2, 2021

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monkey spanking a wheel

The definition founded in boston mass, in 2008 when one spanks or slaps if you will his penis against a vagina upon penetration of a female.

" I wasnt fully stiff so i spanked the wheel with the monkey"

"Monkey spanking a wheel is always kinky"

monkey spanking a wheel by Adam Rem April 7, 2008

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wheelnut monkey

n. an assistant or apprentice to a mechanic and, by extension, any lackey or lesser being in any endeavor.

1) Look at all the stinking grime in there. I am not touching that!

No sweat. The wheelnut monkey will handle it. Don't let him wear gloves.

2) Get the wheelnut monkey to read these documents and talk to the press about them.

Okay Mr President. I'll get Mr. Biden right on it.

wheelnut monkey by gnostic1 August 27, 2011