money penis

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The type of penis that a gold digger craves. She only wants the penis to get to the money. A money penis may belong to a doctor, lawyer, professional athlete or successful businessman.

Nurse 1: Did you see how much cleavage the new secretary is showing?

Nurse 2: She's only here hunting a doctor. She's all about the money penis.

money penis by fartus jenkins August 20, 2011

Words you can keep

uncircumcised monkey penis

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.

My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.

uncircumcised monkey penis by Mr.grittypants69 April 29, 2022

monkey penis

The penis of a monkey...

Mike: Hey is that a monkey penis?

John: Yeah.

monkey penis by Mr. Wibble April 26, 2008

uncircumcised monkey penis

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.

My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.

uncircumcised monkey penis by Mr.grittypants69 April 29, 2022

monkey penis

The penis of a monkey.
Much smaller than the penis of humans.

Guy One: Wow, I can't even see where the monkey penis is!
Guy Two: That is because it is so small.

monkey penis by teh0gre February 28, 2006

monkey penis

similar to, ‘thats so queer’ literally just a term for something that sucks or is ass

“ that game is so monkey penis “

monkey penis by ren??? April 24, 2024

Penis Monkey

The act of surgically attaching an 8+ inch male Homo Sapien penis to a monkey, (preferably a chimpanzee) and then dubbing said monkey a "Penis Monkey".

Did you hear about the Zoo's new attraction? It's a Penis Monkey!

Penis Monkey by Johnny Asswipe IV July 9, 2020

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026