The type of penis that a gold digger craves. She only wants the penis to get to the money. A money penis may belong to a doctor, lawyer, professional athlete or successful businessman.
Nurse 1: Did you see how much cleavage the new secretary is showing?
Nurse 2: She's only here hunting a doctor. She's all about the money penis.
Nurse 2: She's only here hunting a doctor. She's all about the money penis.
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