molst

This word is a shortened form of "molestor." In the noun form it means someone who is sketchy or likely to violate another physically, visually, or emotionally. It can also serve as a verb, meaning to flirt with a member of the opposite sex in sometimes unnecessary ways or to flirt with people way out of your age range (i.e. freshmen or teachers). It can also refer to participating in sexual acts. Molsting often involves excessive staring, salivating, or stalking on Facebook.

"Yous a molst, you molst!"
"Man that senior is such a molst!"
"I wish she would molst me."

molst by Daniel Perlman April 11, 2007

Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette

On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

Hunsberger Moist Towlette by Boba fette February 2, 2019

Moist Regards 

Moist Regards is a more personal way of saying "Warm Regards" with sexual under tones.

The term is typically exchanged only between close friends.

While there is an obvious sexual nature in typing "Moist Regards", this does not mean you have an attraction to the recipient of your message, sexual or otherwise . It is used as an endearing phrase with someone you are very comfortable with. Moist Regards is similar to other non-literal terms such as "slay", "I'm dead", or "I'm weak".

Could be taken out of context as inappropriate in a professional setting.

At the end of an email to a close friend or co-worker that won't report you to HR.

"... If you have any questions please reach out.

Moist Regards,

-Your Name"

Moist Regards by Octobottom March 28, 2022

Moist Lasagna 

Moist Lasagna is when you make a donation to a twitch stream and it includes the phrase moist lasagna. The phrase is said by the donation reader and mentally scars the streamer.

“You moist lasagnad in my ear”- Twitch streamer Sybil Kappert after receiving a moist lasagna while wearing headphones

Moist Lasagna by Methy2000 October 14, 2020

moistballer 

A moistballer is someone who is very moist but at the same time is a baller. When your shot is so moist and literally goes in every time, you become a moistballer. You can can also be a moistballer in the bedroom, if you what I mean. 😏😏😏

"Dude have you seen Luke on the court, he is such a moistballer"

moistballer by NYFan930 December 6, 2016

Moistologist 

A moistologist is a person(s) who studies and observes moistology.

"I have studied 6 years in order to become a professional moistologist."

Moistologist by The Moistologist March 30, 2017

MoistCr1tikal 

A skinny legged, Over average height Twitch streamer.

person 1: Oh look it's moistCr1tikal

Person 2: Wow he's Average size!

MoistCr1tikal by NeckMinute January 15, 2020