moargasm

A moargasm is a strange phenomenon that happens when someone needs so much moar of something that moargasming is the only way this moargasmic energy can come out.

Moargasms are very dangerous, but can be quelled by smacking the sufferer upside the head with a two-by-four. Due to the excessive amounts of energy released in the process ( equivalent to performing 1000 goatses on an hourly basis ), it has been widely known on the internets that Moargasming can turn you into a complete Fucktard and/or Brian Peppers candidate.

Having a moargasm has been said to cause the following symptoms:

* Screaming extremely loud
* Diarrhea flying out of your ass faster than your mom's car
* Feeling of imminent head implosion
* Nausea
* Heartburn
* Indigestion
* Upset stomach
* Sudden impulsive inclination towards rape ( A.K.A. Brian Peppers Syndrome )
* Limb spasms
* Seizures
* Chuoside

by ado matto June 13, 2007

morgasm

The overwhelmining joy or angst of discovering something trivial.

"I literally morgasmed over a stack of 20 year old computer magazines."

"He morgasmed after reading the API documentation for Network Install Manager."

by G111 October 17, 2013

Morgasm

An orgasm that takes place in the morning, specifically after sunrise.

Tony: "You're late to work again?"
Patrick: "Sorry, had to get my morgasm in."

by Kat Chivette November 16, 2017

Morgasm Sellersexual

America's next top stripper or exotic dancer. Will probably become a sex addict but I love her anyway. I mean really..who comes up with a name like that while in church? Everyone refers to her as this name at school there are some that think her mother actually named her this.

Have you met Morgasm Sellersexual? She is in my english class and cranks that lion king all day long

by tammyface2 February 3, 2008

Morgasm

When a certain person named Morgan gives so much pleasure to another person they literally explode with a Morgasm

Morgan made me laugh so hard, i had a morgasm.

Sex was so good with Morgan, he made me have a Morgasm.

by Lukew831 October 23, 2014

s'morgasm

A s'morgasm is a s'more-like desert, made by placing the chocolate into the marshmallow before roasting it, placing it on the fire, and excluding the graham crackers. So named because it is like a s'more, and it is wonderful.

A good s'morgasm is hot and juicy, and drips when licked.

by Badger1011 July 2, 2009

Morgasmo

More than a normal orgasim. More than you expected.

I had a morgasmo last night.

by Morgasmo October 23, 2008