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Mitlit is a word used to describe someone who is obsessed with child pornography and kidnaps children to pleasure themselves. People use this word to make it sound more acceptable in public.
That guy was arrested for being a mitlit.
Mitlit by Bwop July 16, 2023
A mitlit is a roblox kid who likes child porn. Mitlits can also be furries who like little kids. Calling people is a way to show your hate towards them.

you should try to never be a mitlit.
aids man: man i hate benji.
dan: man, benji is such mitlit.
aid man: damn right he is.
mitlit by kingdom of bap July 16, 2023
A mitlit is a roblox kid who likes child porn. Mitlits can also be furries who like little kids. Calling people is a way to show your hate towards them. Mitlits like to online date on game like roblox and minecraft. Most mitlits are virgin and will never touch a women. Most mitlits have job as discord mods and reddit mods.

you should try to never be a mitlit.
aids man: man i hate benji.
dan: man, benji is such mitlit.
aid man: damn right he is.
mitlit by kingdom of bap July 16, 2023

military ball 

A prom night for JROTC cadets. JROTC cadets usually take a date or go with friends, its just a night for some dancing and talking.
Teacher: Alright cadets, the annual military ball is coming up, prepare yourselves.
Cadet: Oh shit, i still don't have a date.
military ball by WaifuLaifu June 25, 2017

military warbird

An aircraft used by the military for combat.
The 33rd Squadron are F-16 pilots flying a military warbird.
military warbird by I, Wreckerrr October 5, 2016

Special Military Operation 

It's an operation began by Vladolf Putler and its goal is to save the innocent washing machines from the persecution of the Ukrainian Nazis. If Russia didn't have an obsession with cleanliness, the special laundry operation would never have happened.
Special military operation is an honest Russian euphemism for a war of aggression.

Military Fun Sponge 

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.
Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.
Military Fun Sponge by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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