misiaszek 

One hell of a guy. He can be the young hip cool guy you see walking around your local grocery store, or he could be your best friend, your healthy brotien shake. If you've never seen a Misiaszek its because they're incredibly rare, and they make up most of the general population of Rhode Island. They also dwell in dry deserts like Arizona, and Easter Island. In Polish, Misiaszek actually means "teddy bear" which is perfect because most of them are. Except one who is a flaming racist. If you ever encounter a Misiaszek, you should probably thank him for all the good he or she has done for society and hive him or her $100.

I named my stuffed teddy bear Misiaszek because he's my best friend, and in general, he's a great stuffed animal who's gonna run for POTUS and probably win.

misiaszek by Sh'dynsty41 October 23, 2017