Mile high-five club

Masturbating on an airplane.

On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.

Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright

by Vthippiechick May 15, 2022

Mile High-Five

The act of receiving a handjob on an airplane beneath an airline blanket or some other garment.

Charles Barkley: "Hey Shaq, I just traded a Sri Lankan woman sitting in coach a bag of peanuts for a mile high-five."
Shaq: "Shazaam!"

by Dash Crushes Gash April 23, 2017