Mile High-Five 

The act of receiving a handjob on an airplane beneath an airline blanket or some other garment.

Charles Barkley: "Hey Shaq, I just traded a Sri Lankan woman sitting in coach a bag of peanuts for a mile high-five."
Shaq: "Shazaam!"

Mile High-Five by Dash Crushes Gash April 23, 2017

Mile high-five club 

Masturbating on an airplane.

On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.

Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright

Mile high-five club by Vthippiechick May 14, 2022

Mile High, High Five

A “Mile High, High Five” is an over-the-pants hand job given mid-flight that technically keeps you under the FAA’s “no public indecency” radar. It’s the PG-13 attempt at joining the Mile High Club without committing to the full membership package.

Sarah said she wasn’t ready to join the Mile High Club, so she offered me the budget-friendly option — the Mile High, High Five.

Mile High, High Five by MileHighFive December 3, 2025

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019