Masturbating on an airplane.
On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.
Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright
Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright
by Vthippiechick May 14, 2022
Get the Mile high-five club mug.A “Mile High, High Five” is an over-the-pants hand job given mid-flight that technically keeps you under the FAA’s “no public indecency” radar. It’s the PG-13 attempt at joining the Mile High Club without committing to the full membership package.
Sarah said she wasn’t ready to join the Mile High Club, so she offered me the budget-friendly option — the Mile High, High Five.
by MileHighFive December 3, 2025
Get the Mile High, High Five mug.Charles Barkley: "Hey Shaq, I just traded a Sri Lankan woman sitting in coach a bag of peanuts for a mile high-five."
Shaq: "Shazaam!"
Shaq: "Shazaam!"
by Dash Crushes Gash April 23, 2017
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