mikoh 

Mikoh is the best Dog their could EVER be on the planet. He had has a beautiful thick coat of fur and is one of the prettiest dog you will ever see. He is super hyper and loves to play. He loves to do tricks and you will NEVER find a better dog than him. He is super friendly but he bites a little too hard. Mikoh will be anyone's best friend and is extra special

Mikoh is so sweet and adorable

mikoh by Clumsy Nat April 12, 2018

Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.

When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.

Mikhail Kalashnikov by O. W. Tongueincheek February 8, 2022

Yae Miko

Yae Miko is the most beautiful women in genshin impact that I ever seen. Pls come home Yae omg I have 25k primogems for you mmm just pls come home my beautiful queen.

A: Who is Yae Miko?
B: she is the most beautiful women in genshin impact.
A: ok Yae simp.

Yae Miko by Noami_chqnn August 19, 2021

mikhalia 

a nice hilarious gorgeous friend, she is all ways smiling and super nice. If you get on her bad side good luck there is no coming back from that

mikhalia walked in the room making it happier.

mikhalia by m2246 November 2, 2018

mikehandy

The one, that guy everyone wants to be like. The man next door who you can count on. A true ladies man, a modern pimp. A beast in the bed room, and a friend to the end.

Ben said, when I grow up I want to be just like mikehandy.

mikehandy by Clearly da1 February 14, 2014

Mikon Moment 

When a christian gamer comes out as gay and gets his computer access revoked.

That time Michael got his computer taken away was such a Mikon Moment.

Mikon Moment by SwaggerServer April 15, 2020

Miko lee 

Possibly the most famous asian pornstar of our time. Unfortunately retired recently, but left a legacy of videos and photo albums that will be cherished forever by men and (hopefully in the case of my next girlfriend) some women with Asian girl fetishes. She is known to have gotten a boob job midway through her illustrious career. She is vietmanese(i think) and was quoted on saying her favorite position was doggy syle.

Oh my god, i saw a video of Miko Lee last night and she was still fucking the guy as he carried her from a chair to the bed.

Miko lee by Sickwithwaytoomuchtimeonmyhands December 1, 2007