midwee

The midwee can often be found lurking in the midwest with a cool calm attitude to match their cool calm miller. Unlike the coastie, they prefer their tan from a bottle. Much like the Caribou, the midwee sheilds their hooves with tall boots and black, brown or skin tight jeans. Their hair, much like their attitude is warm, dark and mysterious. Always ready to party, the midwee is never far from the bar, dance floor or an all night dance party. The midwee, always the center of attention, if far away is still a sight to see.

Look at that Midwee,I tried to take her home last night, but I was not cool enough for her.

Look at all those Midwees.

That Midwee is WAYYYYY hotter than that coastie over there.

ohhhh, those lucky midwees.

You are a sexy midwee, I wish you were a midwi(plural)

midwee by Cool Midwee December 25, 2007

MIT of the Midwest 

A term reserved for schools in the Midwestern United States that are strong in science, technology, engineering and mathematics(STEM) . This term primarily is used to refer to the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign (UIUC) as many of its college of engineering graduates and faculties have founded large successful technology companies such as Oracle, Tesla, AMD, Youtube, Paypal, and Yelp among others. The University of Illinois is also home to the National Center for Supercomputing Applications (NCSA).

HAL 9000 was born in Urbana, Illinois, home to the "MIT of the midwest."

MIT of the Midwest by SeattleForever October 8, 2020

Midwestern Marx

Midwestern Marx (MWM) is a based collective of Marxists who analyze modern societal problems such as imperialism through a Marxist Lens. There founders Carlos Garrido and Eddie Liger are both extremely attract and intelligent. In 2021 MWM added full time Carpenter and Marxist Theorist Noah Khrachvik to their ranks and became even more based. Because the MWM collective is so often they are often attacked and derided by jealous libertarians, sadistic liberals, and pro-NATO "leftists." Editors from MWM have been doxxed multiple times by those who get upset by the truth, yet they continue to spit facts in the face of adversity. Website editor Eddie Liger has had Seven tik tok accounts deleted after amassing 375,000 followers on one and over 200,000 on another.

The MWM collective is dedicated to its principles of socialism, proletarian revolution, and anti-imperialism and regularly put out articles on their website MidwesternMarx.com, publish video content and live-stream to their YouTube and Twitch channels, as well as host online classes over zoom where MWM members read essential works of theory with audience members and discuss.

Girl: Yo have you seen Midwestern Marx?
Guy: Ya I watch his tik toks all the time!
Girl: It's not just one guy on tik tok you idiot. they're a collective that publishes print journals and books among other serious intellectual projects.
Guy: Nah I just watch them on tik tok

Midwestern Marx by Roberto Petegine May 24, 2023

Midwest Emo

A rough and rugged genre named Emotional Hardcore made love to melodic and gentle Indie Rock. Their child is Midwest Emo, a subgenre of emo that typically incorporates catchy melodies and guitar riffs with the emotional expression and energy of 1980s Emocore bands. Midwest Emo is often easier to listen to and digest than raw energy such as hardcore punk while retaining its archetype edginess and bombast. Examples include Cap'n Jazz, The Promise Ring, Tiny Moving Parts, and Foxing.

Q: Have you heard of the band Tiny Moving Parts? They're my favorite Emocore band.
A: Actually, they're Midwest Emo. Just listen to that intricate guitar work.

Midwest Emo by White Licorice 1 August 18, 2018

Midwestern Goodbye 

A cultural phenomenon wherein a group of Midwesterners, after gathering for an event, like say a meal at restaurant, spend nearly as much time in the establishment's parking lot as they did sharing the meal saying their goodbyes. News tidbits not discussed previously are shared, plans for future gatherings are made, things are borrowed, given, and returned. After the conversation, the group moves to a round of hugs, and not infrequently, impromptu plans are made on the spot to meet at one of the guest's homes to continue the gathering, after which the cycle repeats.

"Honey, I thought you said you'd be home by dark and now it's 11pm!?"

"Sorry, Hun, me and the boys got caught up in a Midwestern Goodbye and we all ended up at Jake's for beers in his living room."

Midwestern Goodbye by HeyDuckyDiddle February 20, 2022

Midwestern Souffle 

When you crack an egg into your vehicles radiator to temporarily stop coolant leaks.

Your radiator is leaking coolant. I suggest you order the Midwestern Souffle to hold you over until the next pit stop.

Midwestern Souffle by Agent0fDeath November 19, 2022

Midwestern Special

The Midwestern special is when you marry your high school sweetheart from the small Midwestern town you grew up in, only for the relationship to dimish more and more over time until it ends in a divorce.

Guy 1: Bro did you hear about Gus and Abbey?

Guy 2: You mean those two high-school sweethearts that got married after high school? They didn't get a serving of the Midwestern Special did they bro?
Guy 1: Bro they did.
Guy 2: That sucks to hear.
Guy 3: Smeh

Midwestern Special by Beaterbarker June 15, 2021