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El Midgito 

Guy1: Look at that fucking midget bet his names something like Brendan

Guy2: bro you can’t say that, that’s El Midgito you shouldn’t be so disrespectful
El Midgito by PancakeSmash420 February 4, 2019
Related Words
midgii Midgit Midgical Midgie midgism Midgin Midging midgiot midgbian Midgbish

Midgie's Dick 

A unit of measurement less than a millimetre. It can be used in a variety of contexts. Midgies have notoriously small members.
Example 1: Music or TV
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?

Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?
Midgie's Dick by Meathook Mike June 17, 2014
A midget who's also a lesbian.
Man, that midgbian sure is a sexy, short lil' thang!
midgbian by ophelia69 June 28, 2007
one of the first creatures the holy FSM created on our planet. the spelling is often mistaken as midget, with an E instead of an I. R'amen.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster created Midgits, Mountains and trees after heavily drinking, then rested and created the rest of the world at the end of the week. R'amen.
A person who can easily be thrown because of shortness.
"I once saw 5 midgits covered in thousand island dressing, so i tossed them into traffic" - Nardo
Midgit by Nardo May 5, 2003
Midgism is a slang word used for discrimination against short people, often called “midgets”.
boy: Haha, check out that midge! She's so small, what a loser!

girl: That is midgism... you're so mean!
midgism by AutomaticEyes June 10, 2009