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When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size.
When it looks as if a midgets penis was transplanted on to a average mans body.

Yeah michaellee33 has such a midget dick
or
dysturbedstatic : dude you have such a midget dick.
michaellee33 : yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.

midget dick by George W Bush. and i approve this message April 12, 2005

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Midget Dick

(n) - In a workplace setting, a proposal with which the proposing party is obsessively infatuated in spite of the fact that the idea obviously lacks commercial, technical or intellectual merit. The term "midget dick" is especially appropriate to proposals advanced by leadership, because the Napoleonic height of the midget is implicitly compared to the leadership of the proposing party. Midget dick proposals are usually implemented only if the midget is sufficiently powerful that coworkers are unwilling to point out the obvious deficiencies.

The customers are going to make fun of the latest midget dick from our product manager, but nobody's willing to stop her because she's sleeping with the boss.

Midget Dick by Frustrated_Monolingual January 21, 2011

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true

- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

this ain’t no long dick on a midget by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

Dick on a midget

A good 7 inches on a midget. Meaning slightly taller than a midget.

If you are short yet not on midget status, you got a dick on a midget!

Dick on a midget by Alaina Joy December 1, 2010

stick my dick in a midget

A term of disbelief

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"

stick my dick in a midget by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021

midiget dick

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size.

Yeah michaellee33 has such a migiget dick

midiget dick by George W Bush. and i approve this message April 12, 2005

MidgetDictionary.com

The website that you are redirected to when the CIA accidentally turns you into a midget after you were captured by them for trying to view DwarvenDictionary.com without being a dwarf. It is also just a dictionary for regular midgets. Though if you view MidgetDictionary.com without being a midget, the CIA doesn’t care.

MidgetDictionary.com is for all to enjoy.

MidgetDictionary.com by a handicap. September 8, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026