A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”
You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*

You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
by iamafarmer8888 July 30, 2022
Get the middle aged child mug.
Racist American, in their 30-40's who can often been found mowing the lawn, drinking Budweiser's or telling at black people.
Person 1: That Middle Aged White Man just said a slur!
Person 2: What did you except?
by God's favorite child. September 24, 2023
Get the Middle Aged White Man mug.