A reallly sexy thing that does not realize how truly hot it is. Makes for an excellent lover, kisses have been known to send victim into uncharted euphoric states, and has a natural unexplainable beauty that can only be described as hypnotizing. Frequently inter-fluctuates between various modes of cuteness, heavenliness, sexiness, adorableness, attractiveness, and perfectness. Despite its delectable nature, its personality flows naturally down the throat like tasteless, pure water. After hypothetical digestion, immediately causes severe cases of butterfly-stomach while in the stomach, perhaps due to its intimidating aura of attractive intelligence.
Promituella:I am looking for a sexypants that is also a sexythong and is also a sexybra. Can you find me one of those?
Emmanuolazarr: Yes. It is called micucci. It is the best thing ever.
Emmanuolazarr: Yes. It is called micucci. It is the best thing ever.
by aNothermufuckinPerson March 31, 2009
Get the micucci mug.An Italian last name. this name was only givin to the strongest and most powerful of men. They are known to have the biggest cocks in the world and have balls of steal that clank when they walk. They know how to always have fun and are often the center of attention,They are kind hearted, the best looking, beyond funny, loved by everyone. able to communicate with dolphins and small woodland creatures. loyal to thier friends and family, the best lovers known to man. faithful, suportive, fierce, brave, and wanted by all women. no one ever fucks with a micucci. they are both loved and feared.
by vinny micucci March 29, 2011
Get the micucci mug.Miuccia is a talented, sweet girl that is tall, skinny and blonde, the perfect best friend, girlfriend, and sister! Everyone wants to be like her, and she is not scared to call out her opinion with backstabbing friends, who try too much to be popular, because she thinks that being fake is a bitch way of making friends.
by xXxsmartxXx July 2, 2019
Get the Miuccia mug.A cheap, mass-produced coffee which is either favored for being cheaper and easier to obtain or so one can pretend to be elitist.
(Similar to "McJob" or anything else McDonalds-derived.)
(Similar to "McJob" or anything else McDonalds-derived.)
"I didn't have any money for decent coffee, so I stopped off for a McCuccino."
"Look at that douche. He's got a sweater, goatee ... and a McCuccino!"
"Look at that douche. He's got a sweater, goatee ... and a McCuccino!"
by CommandoChicken June 28, 2008
Get the McCuccino mug.A stinky cow udder. She will happily eat her own farts for breakfast. She keeps toenail clippings for midnight snacks and talks crap. She has a weird fetish’s for expired smells and keeps old food in her draws. She got a booty doe.
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